Valentine’s Day: Twenty Very Unromantic Valentine’s Day Songs

Posted: February 14, 2014 in Metalhammer
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Cannibal Corpse: Well it ain’t Barry fucking Manilow, is it?

Alright, yesterday we got all mushy with ten awesome love songs. Now we’re going to set the balance straight by busting out twenty extremely un-romantic and mostly gruesome classics.

WARNING: These songs will almost certainly not get you laid. Until your partner is a weirdo/really fucking cool.

Entrails Ripped From A Virgin’s Cunt – Cannibal Corpse

What better way to start than with our 2012 Destroyers Of The Faith headliners and legendary kings of gory lyrics, Cannibal Corpse! We can only imagine what their Valentine’s cards looked like this year. Legends.

The Only Reason Men Talk to You is Because They Want to Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt – Anal Cunt

“Your neighbour helped you move – he just wants to fuck you/Your boss bought you lunch – he just wants to fuck you/ A guy bought you a drink – he just wants to fuck you/ He asked you to go out for coffee – he just wan”– okay you get the picture. Charming bloke, that Seth Putnam chap.

You’d Be Cuter If I Shot You In The Face – Curl Up And Die

Nice sentiment from the Las Vegas boys. Real nice.

from Metal Hammer
via Merlin


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